The Commandments
Thou Shalt Get That Bag
Sis, you a bad bitch, and you need to get that bag for yourself.
Whatever that looks like for you, we support getting that bag, baby.
..unless you’re committing crimes- please don’t commit crimes, sis.
Thou Shalt Choose Your Own
Life is a series of choices, and this is a choose your own ending book.
We want you to live your best life, and we support choosing the next right thing for you, baby.
Thou Shalt Fuck Those Men
(Safely and Consensually)
Whether you’re Prince Charming from Cinderella trying to find the eggplant (or cat) that fits, or have just had it with the gender you’re interested in, and just want to scream “FUCK.”
We support you fucking those “men” baby.
Thou Shalt Practice Love
(Safely and Consensually)
Everyone in the world (except maybe serial killers, rapists, pedophiles, etc) is deserving of love, and has the right to love who they love without fear of recrimination.
Love who you love, and let love live, baby.
Thou Shalt Live Delulu
Baby, we want you to live your best delulu life… as long as it’s not at the expense of your actual life and mental health. Mental health care, big or small steps, is just as important as physical health care!
Take care of your brain goo, and it will take care of you, baby.
Thou Shalt Stan
This world can be so lonely when you feel like no one has your back; it’s important to surround yourself with people who will love, support, and push back when you need it.
Our goal is to create a church community that will always hype you up and Stan you, baby.
“Life is a journey, not a destination. Embrace the uncertainty and find joy in the present moment, for that is where true growth lies.”
— Wise words from within